Todd Smath

To inject trenbolone at an extremely high rate

I was feeling small, so I Todd Smath'd in the bathroom before bed.

by JacksonYo July 11, 2021

smartphobe

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

smapoyb

Send Me A Pic OF Your Boobs! can be used to ask a girl to dew that when you dont feel like typing it out or sounding to desperate.

guy: heyy whats up?

girl: nothingg getting dressed..

guy: smapoyb

girl: huh?

guy: urbandictionary it.

by pinecones6669 December 26, 2010

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

smatted

a way to describe the fact that your slick and smart

Lilah: bro i just finessed a pair of sneakers off of this kid

Gia: girl you smatted

by lljforever44 October 19, 2020

Smartphone

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

by Fender137 November 13, 2011

Smape

Smape (n.) A ape which by definition is smelly. Ex:Walker stop being a SMAPE and play Madden like a man. (one of the earliest known uses of smape)

Smape (v) To treat like a smelly ape would be treated. Ex: Dude stop trying to SMAPE me.

Smape (adv.) To act in a smelly apeish manner. Dude i didn't see you at the bar you must have SMAPEILY disappeared out the back door with some fat girl.

The word smape was recently coined by two bored guys in Northern Virginia but its roots go back to Africa. Apes in the wild of Africa have a tendency to throw feces at each other or urinate on each other so they start to smell quite foul. Due to this disgusting fact most apes in the Africa also are quite smelly hence the expression "smelly ape" came about. Well this term cannot be used in public since it might offend African Americans so Smape which is an amalgum of Smelly and ape was created. This word is very PC and rolls off the tongue quite nicely. This word has become quite popular as of late amoung certain groups and it has a universal appeal allowing it to be used as a noun, verb, adverb. The skies the limit. Below you will find some applications of the word smape.

by Mr Smape August 30, 2005