skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

SKURRRT

The sound made by a car after peeling out or when taking a sharp turn at high speeds.

When the stoplight turned from red to green, JRolla released his brake from a burnout, and his '65 Mustang sped forward. The sound emitted from the tires of his Mustang was "SKURRRT!!!"

by Speedy Gunz April 19, 2014

Skurkin

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!

Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..

by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Skurk A Burk

The act of sexually stimulating ones genitals to achieve ejaculation.

Justin: Hey what are you doing?
Michael: I had to skurk a burk because I hung out with the hottest chick ever earlier!

by EWIED & SABATTCK May 29, 2009

Skurt

Sound effect of a curve/rejection

Boy:Hey do you want to go out to dinner?
Girl: Skurt
Bystander: Dang bro you just got curved

by HomelessHobo February 3, 2017

shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

by brian ware September 22, 2007

skurat

Of royalty. A small group of very, very good looking people who are known for their superior intellect and sterling sense of humor. No one fucks with a Skurat.

Don't fuck with Skurat, he'll smack your face off your face.

by Pseudonyms Are Pseudonyms February 19, 2010