Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.

I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids

by romangeezer August 28, 2015

Worthless of all Skids

A skid who claims to coin terms of technologies already in existence and then tries to backpedal into stating something a Fox brings up. Look up "Johnny Shadoe"

Dude, I found the Worthless of all Skids, he goes by "Johnny Shadoe", Trying to recoin Multi Factor Authentication with "Universal 3 Factor Authentication.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

hit the skids

To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.

Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.

The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.

by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down

Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting

by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008

Mr. Skids

Nickname give to those with bad toilet hygiene, common within those who neglect to wipe their ass.

Wayne: "I can see the brown through your shorts! Learn to wipe your fucking ass Mr. Skids!"
Mitch: "Shut the fuck up or I will punch your car!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016