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Caveman Seduction

The method of seducing a woman in the style of a primitive human.
When you knock out your love interest, drag her back to your cave by her hair and show her you have command of fire. This will impress and arouse her and she will then have sex with you.

This is an example of Caveman Seduction.
by Ed Freemen September 6, 2010
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sensual seduction

a.k.a. orgasm

As censored by individuals in the upper-tiers of radio censorship, and clarified by Snoop Dogg in the "dirty" (or, should I say "dirtier") version of the same song (of a different name, "Sexual Eruption").
"Sensual seduction - she's going to get her's before I"
by vagroaches May 9, 2008
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Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm November 30, 2011
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Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.
"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."
by Dave Egner March 8, 2008
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homosexual seduction

when a gay person goes up to a straight person and starts party boying them and the straight person totally isn't into it
Dude #1: So this guy just came up to me right and he starts partyboying me and i just walk away and im like dude stop shaking ur junk this way im not into that

Friend of Dude #1:and thats what we call homosexual seduction
by LordFliesAlot June 15, 2008
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tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
by yanwoo July 5, 2004
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lyrical seduction

by HeatherMarie August 15, 2008
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