Scud

What with the war on Iraq here is an old one first introduced by Mike Myers on Wayne's World circa 1991 meaning a female that appears to be good looking from far away but in reality is far away from good looking.

Hey check out the rack coming towards us that chick is...Oh no! she's a scud!

by Yada yada April 24, 2003

scud

in eastern kentucky a scud is a xanax bar so called because they will seriously fuck you up

mandy won't give it up unless you do a scud with her

by nairb February 15, 2005

scud

Missles

Scud missile

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

SCUD

to fuck

a lil mama when u gon let me scud - TN Slang

by droopy July 2, 2003

Scud

Shit, namely the residue that remains after a poor attempt at douching your ass.

Fuck, dude, Britney talked me into anal after she promised she cleaned out. Now I got scud on my dick.

by pleaseforgiveme November 3, 2018

Scud

A disgusting or greedy person. Can be used as a compliment in the right context, when spoken by friends. See cunt

Person 1: “damn, Jacob is such a scud, he wouldn’t even lend me ten bucks”
Person 2: “he fooken is”

by Scudmaster130 January 1, 2019

Scud

(skəd) 1. A seemingly attractive person from a great distance who, when viewed at a close or normal distance, is in fact extremely ugly. Common occurrences of one being scud could be caused by a messed up grill(teeth),the appearance of facial hair, excess junk in the trunk(ass), or a mullet.

Common usage:( John was surprised to wake up this morning and realize she was a scud!)

by Logan2wheels October 23, 2019