sciencegasm

The euphoria felt by someone attacking anything non-scientific in the name of supporting science.

The guest speaker was supposed to talk about science but only attacked religion to the point of giving himself a sciencegasm.

by Science Guyasm March 4, 2015

Scening

When two people are in a relationship but not officially dating. It could be because of unwillingness to conform to the Boyfriend/Girlfriend label.

Person 1: "So I just saw Selna Gomez and that dude from Twilight having lunch together"
Person 2: "Oh I didn't know they were dating?"
Person 1: "Well there's no press release, so I guess they're just scening."

by Txgg April 29, 2009

scenting

When someone is taking a shower and you go in take a shit then don't flush... then when they get out of shower they are covered in your poop particles or your scent... it is common courtesy to also turn off fan when finished shitting.

I took a shit in the community dorm shower and scented all those fuckers!

My gd sister was taking forever in the shower so I gave her a good scenting!

by Damian Prophett December 23, 2014

sciencism

The inexpert, flawed and sometimes intentional misuse of scientific method to explain anecdotal evidence in order to foment fear of actual scientific discovery or progress and to promote confirmation bias contrary to fact.

Janet placed the key on her neck and said to inquiry panel members: "If the vaccine doesn't fill your body with magnetic crystals, then explain why this key sticks to my neck. Huh?" The key promptly falls off her neck. Janet does not realize that keys are generally brass and won't actually stick to a magnet because -- wait for it -- brass is not magnetic. The key sticks to Janet's neck at certain angles because of perspiration, similar to the spoon-on-the-nose trick kids do at Thanksgiving gatherings. Janet has resorted to sciencism to justify her reasoning for not trusting vaccination against the pandemic.

by Laughter On Water June 10, 2021

scienceing

Pretend to be Doing science But really be watching yt

I’m scienceing

by Still typing name November 2, 2020

silencing

Killing someone so they can't pass on information that they have.

We need to silence this old associate who was working with us on the drugs business. Silencing is a verb.

by ronald mcdonal trump February 12, 2017

scienciology

The study of dumb shit

Random Person: What do you do?
Group: We study in Scienciology because we do dumb shit. Mom

by ShadowUmbreon90 January 3, 2019