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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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schizophrenic

A person who is completely withdrawn from reality and attempts to create one of his own.
Diavolo is schizophrenic
by Diavolo. August 29, 2023
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Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.
1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?
by Cruned July 12, 2023
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Schizophrenic

That's not me being a schizophrenic, it's you being a retarded asshole with a slut for a wife/sister/mother/daughter/gay-son (Right? Because, like, a dude can't be a slut. They'd be considered a slut-maker... BUT if the dude is a gay he CAN be a slut! Red-pill logic subverted! Greatest genius in history!)
Hym "Hey, that is hilarious. I heard the news and that's hilarious. I'm not a schizophrenic though. If we're doing 'reality by consensus' then you're a racist and you need to be deplatformed for spreading hate."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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schizophrenic jacky boy

a little boy that likes to drink milk all the time and text his annoying ass girlfriend. likes to beg for nudes and people to carry him in comp games (siege, csgo, etc). basically just a huge man thot.
stop being such a schizophrenic jacky boy.
by Zacky Wacky. June 16, 2020
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Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.
For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.
by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020
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schizophrenic

jhalak is schizophrenic_prose
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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