Scarsdale

Town full of assholes. The average Jew here wastes at least 400 dollars a day on clothing that they will only wear once or never at all. Everyone here except for a small percent of the people are hypocrites and deserved to be tortured.
You're so rich you deserve to be tortured in Scarsdale.
by mntn19 March 22, 2009
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Scarsdale

I'm from Scarsdale bitch.
by AlanUnit June 04, 2005
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Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it
by Jared Levin January 07, 2006
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Scarsdale Downs

A 1928 developer's name for the New Rochelle, NY neighborhood consisting of the area north of Wilmont Road at the Scarsdale line.

Source: "The Place Names of Westchester County, NY"
(A Dictionary of Origins and Historical Meanings)
By Richard M. Lederer, Jr. Published 1978
I'm not from Scarsdale....I just live in the Scarsdale Downs.
by Sugar Mania September 10, 2006
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Scarsdale, NY

The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)
The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)

Scarsdale, NY
by Psuedonymus Bosch September 12, 2012
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scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 07, 2006
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Scarsdale wrestling

When a DC politician or high-powered Wall Street player is closeted
"You know...there was a rumor that Lindsey Graham wrestled at Scarsdale."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that he's into men. He's into Scarsdale wrestling."
by wash492 May 23, 2023
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