Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.
Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
by mookamutt December 16, 2008
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"There were a lot of gorgeous brunettes at the bar last night, but the chubby blonde was the popular one with the scalp hunters..."
by Chetmo June 28, 2008
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by c0rInNe October 17, 2008
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Get the Scalp rape mug.Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
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by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016
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