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A bad ass bitch. Does what she wants. Doesn't take anyone else's shit. Never gets fucked over...ALWAYS does the fucking. Getting caught is never an issue, because SALT always escapes and gets what she wants.
That Rita and Shannen are SALT, they never give a shit and are bad ass bitches. I wish I could be like those honey badgers.
SALT by Queen Mathers June 23, 2011
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salt
adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."
"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."
"Salt, there's only one left."
"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."
"Salt, there's only one left."
salt by Sphinctersayswhaat? February 29, 2012
Salt
A name for hugely fatty people, usually secretly. Salt is in the ocean. The ocean is big. Just like that guy you always thought lost 90 calories for every ten minutes he walked. Also an name for fat.
You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT GUY IS SALTY
Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.
Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.
Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.
Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.
Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
salt
Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!
An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)
It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."
Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."
Cause we all know white is the new disco.
Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.
Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)
It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."
Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."
Cause we all know white is the new disco.
Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.
Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).