C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

S.I.L.F.

Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck

A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.

"Oh man, that was such a good sandwich I'd basically call that a S.I.L.F."

Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"

by JoJo Martinez October 1, 2006

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people

did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?

by neobomb3r April 25, 2011

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

S.I.L.F.

1. a Sister I'd Love to Fuck

2. the name for a person's hot sister that you would take pleasure in having sex with.

Bob's sister Allison is a total S.I.L.F.

by Joseph Drank June 30, 2006

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011