S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

S.M.A.R.T.

Sexually Molested And Raped Twice

John was S.M.A.R.T. when he was little

by Endermanz363 November 17, 2016

C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019

S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D.

Super
Terrific
Awesome
Rowers
Beating
Our
Adversaries
Retardedly
Dumb.

d00d, we just gawt S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D.!! ...D.

by Mazziah Chaos August 11, 2006

S.T.A.R. Labs

A group chat or group of friends that support each other no matter what. They have so many great times together and so many memories they could never forget. Through hard times they are there for each other. They are a family<3

S.T.A.R. Labs is lit

by Izzbae July 2, 2016

S.M.A.R.T

when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs

when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape

Stupid
Managers
Are
Really
Toxic

BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T

YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....

by Mysterio28 October 30, 2021

S.M.A.R.T.

S.M.A.R.T. is short for “Surveillance Marketed As Retail Technology,” referring to devices sold as “smart” for convenience that also collect user data behind the scenes.

“When your TV starts recommending things too accurately, that’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”

“My TV knows what I want to watch before I do. That’s not smart, that’s S.M.A.R.T.”

by ViewtifulChaos March 28, 2026