devil's bones

dice

by The Thinker June 21, 2003

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Deku’s bones

✨Broken✨

*Pokemon theme starts playing* DEKU’S BONES! GOTTA BREAK ‘EM AAAALLLLL!

by MoldyBread May 23, 2021

devil's bones

The worst damn kind of bones there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

throw one's bones somewhere

1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.

Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!

by Ebakvak May 24, 2009