Rutgered

When you pass of work to and unwilling party because of some shitty excuse that you blew out of proportion.

Stethem got rutgered into driving to Chicago today in -20 degrees because Ernsburger’s wife might have a baby in a month.

by Marth madness January 30, 2019

Rubie

She is a best friend that stick up for you and will make you Laugh they have an infectious laugh. But you can make them sad by hanging out with others. They will always answer the phone and they are just an all around gem

Rubie is a gem

by Ezzymay November 2, 2018

rutika

the sweetest person in the whole wild world, she is really pretty, also she sticks up for everyone, she will spot out who are her friend. she also has bent teeth, but will get braces. she can be mean to people only for the right reasons.

rutika is a llama

by Radhika Bhagalia December 31, 2011

Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

rutgersfest

A yearly gathering of RU students and friends to celebrate the end of the school year. Drinking is a definite. Eating is a plus. After consumption of beer and food, bands in a lineup of mixed genres perform. It doesn't end there, unofficially, Rutgersfest continues on frat row and extends throughout campuses at house parties, dorms, bars, and restaurants.

"Who do you think is playing at rutgersfest?"
"Idk, they'll announce it at the silent rave(formally free hot dog day)"

by Nesmunoz April 17, 2009

Rutter Car

A vehicle that has been broke down for more than 6 months. Meaning stuck in a rut.

My Pinto is such a Rutter Car, it hasn't worked in nearly a year.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

rutensack

ROOT-en-sack

noun

1. A man's genitalia.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown. From the German "rutensack", which literally translates as "rod-sack". May be a veiled reference to a man's "root and sack", referring to the penis and scrotum.

I think I might start powdering my rutensack.

by persimmonVision July 1, 2021