Rusty churro

A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.

It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.

by Los Lobos November 28, 2015

rusty inhaler

When someone farts in his/her partner's mouth while receiving a rusty trombone or rusty ukelele

My girl friend broke up with me because I gave her a rusty inhaler while she was giving me a trombone.

I like a hit from my rusty inhaler when I am in the middle of playing my girlfriend's rusty ukulele.

Nothing clears up my ass-thma like a rusty inhaler.

by D. Webster 66 October 23, 2013

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

Rusty Corndog

When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.

Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.

by RustyDog69 April 16, 2021

rusty sensei

Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.

I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.

by sbp1029 November 7, 2013

Rusty Valet

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

by Calopolus October 4, 2010

rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"

by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet

by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010