The rents

The parents

Yo Charlie the rents are away this weekend, let’s get hammered!

by CharlieLovesTheSesh July 26, 2019

RuneScape

Where my social life went to die.

Example 1-
Bob: Hey, we're all going to the pool. Want to come?
Me: No, I need to get 99 wc.
Bob: Huh?
Me: Level 99 woodcutting. Believe me, it's important.
Bob: How long will that take?
Me: Well, a couple months overall. I'm in my sixth week of training, so it shouldn't be too long now if I keep playing at 10 hours a day.
Bob: *flees the vicinity*

Example 2-
Jane: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Playing RuneScape.
Jane: Nerd.
Me: Noob.

by Enigmatical April 6, 2010

Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.

Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?

by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009

Runestoned

When one plays Runescape, high as fuck.

Friend: what you doin this weekend mane?

Me: getting runestoned.

Me: get me some skittles in this bitch

by Cheekydude69 February 4, 2014

Runtz

A hyped up gelato cross that has the streets
going crazy. A strain so designer that the bag
you smoked probably wasn’t even the real
thing.

I just got this fire ass eighth of Runtz!
Bro, that’s a fake china bag... you got finessed king.

by S. Farmer November 23, 2021

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

runescape

this game reminds me of people playing snkae on cell phones. once youve played it and you get bored later, its the first thing you think of doing. you know its a waste of time but you cant stop. i advise you to NEVER play this unless you want it to consume your soul... i wish i hadnt gotten into it...

runescape has a better chance of taking over the world than hitler had...

by some guy February 3, 2005