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ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.
"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
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punk rock ruined me

a typical indie blog full of ironic photography and references to 70s musicrun by a adolescent girl who thinks she understnds what punk rock is and posts links to her blog all over 4chan.
occasionally she whines about boys in her life and posts photos of hipsters to show off her own hipsterness though we never see 'punk rock ruined me's face.
soon to be the next meme of the internet
punk rock ruined me: 'hey /b/ check out my blog punkrockruinedme.blogspot.com
/b/: fuck off newfag
by n00berz101 March 8, 2011
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ruined it

When some one destroys a flow of conversation with an idiotic action or comment.
"Guys, what were the coolest shows when you were growin up?"
"The A-Team!"
"Knight Rider!"
"Magnum PI!"
"Street Hawk!" ".........ruined it."
by Allll February 3, 2006
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Ruined by the internet

When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.

I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!

Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
by That's silly August 26, 2013
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Ruined

When a girl has been fucked so hard that she never wants to have sex again.
Dude 1: Hey man, i hear Omar was with that new girl last night.

Dude 2: Ahhh shit!! Well thats that. Shes fucking ruined now man.
by pablo6969 June 9, 2010
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ruined orgasm

Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!
True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!
by Mister Jack Fister September 20, 2008
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Ruined orgasm

A guy is strapped to a bed by his arms and legs while a girl is stimulating his penis.
The girl keeps him on the edge of orgasm for a while until she thrusts his penis so that he is at the point of no return. If the girl keeps stroking and jerking his penis then he will have a satisfying orgasm...
But this time she stops and pulls her hand quickly away from his penis, he is already over the edge so he still cums but there is nothing touching the penis anymore so there is no more stimulation. The guys penis bounces up and down squirting seman all up his sexy chest. Because there is no stimulaion going into the penis, the guy gets no pleasure from the orgasm and he wants to cum again straight away, but he can’t, his penis has becomed too tired and starts to flop over into the seman that is starting st stick to his skin. After this, the guy is horny and just wants his penis to squirt even more than before, he wants to cum in his girlfriend’s pussy. She tells him that he is a pussy. The girl may put him in a cock cage so he can’t cum until she unlocks him, or she keeps him tied to the bed so when his penis can cum again, she gives him another ruined orgasm. More seman his sqirting up his chest and into his mouth, the girl takes the seman from his chest and makes him drink it. It’s funny to watch his penis squirt seman all over him. The guy is embarrassed while the girls watching are laughing at him.
She tied me down and gave me a ruined orgasm
by its the real deal September 21, 2018
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