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Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.
1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.
by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
mugGet the Ruddy Ol' Cockmug.

mind the ruddy gap!!

Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
*walking along when suddenly

"mind the ruddy gap!!!"

*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
by juliobug23 November 26, 2013
mugGet the mind the ruddy gap!!mug.

argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.
When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!
mugGet the argentine ruddy duckmug.

ruddy guttersnipe

A big-time trouble maker, jokester, prankster, thief, etc.
"To took my coffee, you ruddy guttersnipe!"
by tohellwithhades November 12, 2009
mugGet the ruddy guttersnipemug.

john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
Tht was a real john ruddy move
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
mugGet the john ruddymug.

Joe Ruddy

An absolute lanky cunt who would put a pipe bomb under ya nans car. Also from Coventry and supports the ira
Yeah, he's defiantly a Joe Ruddy
by mariodfdfffegrre November 12, 2020
mugGet the Joe Ruddymug.

Ruddy

Ruddy monie is a typical upper boy, don't joke with big buts and boobs,keep your good characters,if you don't have buts and big bobs your character don't counts.
This dude like child abuse and sexual violence.
O M G ruddy is a beast,after 10 rounds he was still vibrant and needed more
Ruddy

As a lady the best ruddy you need is hotter and faster than vibrator

Can you believe that ruddy fingered for 8hours and was still looking for more wet pussy??

Be with ruddy to enhance your sexual and emotional life as a Lady.
by Ruddy moni November 26, 2021
mugGet the Ruddymug.

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