Rudolphed

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.

" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."

by Victim85 July 15, 2009

Rudokas

A rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

Michael Rudokas is a constituent of a rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

by Zoe Zilz & Zach Schultz June 12, 2008

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

Rudolf

An unfortunate person who gets a whole deal of Christmas jokes all the time.

“Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer!”
“That’s the fifth time this week—”
“Had a very shiny... nOOOOOSE!!!”

by Rudølf April 27, 2021

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009

Rudone

When beef, pork or poultry is served raw or underdone often causing nausea or diarrhea.

Man, I can't believe Matt served rudone chicken again... I know I'mma get the shits...

by TheSmokinApe March 30, 2015

rudaissance

The activity, spirit, or time of great rudeness beginning in the 21st century, marking the transition from polite society and meaningful discourse to a general attitude of rudeness, name calling, and disrespectful behavior. Usually, but not always, encouraged or initiated by the anonymity of the internet.

John was a true rudaissance man in matters of politics and societal opinions.

by The Real MBS June 1, 2016