Royallie

A royal wank. Rubbing one out on the sly with the protection of a love rubber.

Me: "What the fuck, there's a spunked up jimmy hat on the back seat!"
Stapo: "Yeah Chin.E was having a royallie back there"
Me: "What's a royallie?
Stapo: "A royal wank, its when you tarp up & rub one out, keeps the sheets tidy"

by jimmyhatter July 19, 2011

Rolling assist

When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.

Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?

by Spencer_n January 14, 2020

happy rolling

This is the act of, when masturbating in bed, turning on to your side and jizzing all over what is next to you (eg. empty side of double bed, floor, girlfriend, Justin Bieber poster) After completion then roll back onto your back and be happy as no cleanup operation is required. Popular amongst members of the Royal Navy because bog roll is in short supply on ships and Navy birds are ugly. Under no circumstances attempt happy rolling in a sleeping bag.

Dude your room smells like youve been happy rolling in here for a month, and since when did Justin Bieber grow a yellow goatee?

by screwloose86 February 23, 2011

Rolling Girl

Someone who wants to roll off a cliff, and isnt afraid to do it.

"I feel like a rolling girl"
"Bitch you good????"

by きみわじつうにばかだな January 13, 2020

Rolling Truck Stones

"Rolling Truck Stones" is a quote from the classic Deep Purple song "Smoke On The Water". It refers to a mobile recording studio built into a truck, which was previously used by The Rolling Stones. It was also used by Led Zeppelin, among others after The Stones were done with it.

The fact that Deep Purple's vocalist Ian Gillan says "Rolling Truck Stones" instead of the more logical "Rolling Stones Truck" was possibly just a "brain fart" on his part.

We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there

by Jezz Torrent November 17, 2004

Rolling a blunt

The act of removing tobacco from a cigar, and replacing it with marijuana for the purpose of consumption by smoking. Sometimes found to be complicated until perfected by experience.

The other day, I was rolling a blunt when you called, so I couldn't pick up.

by AsIfYouDidn'tAlreadyKnow January 6, 2012

rolling down the windows

The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.

Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!

by snowbody's business March 9, 2008