Roman Dump

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.

Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.

Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.

Man 1: Wow. You are my God.

Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.

by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!

by Centurion_Code May 15, 2016

roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 26, 2006

Roman Domainer

A mythological figure controlling a computer's access to a network. If the Roman Domainer is not available, the computer's network access will be compromised.

"Oh no, the computer can't find the Roman Domainer. That's that knackered."

by Roman Domainer June 15, 2006

Rohan-Dria

Rohan is the guy you try not to fall in love with, but eventually fall helpless. He’s the guy who makes you feel like there’s no other person in the world who you could love as hopelessly. He’s intelligent, he knows his way around words and oh he intimates the fuck out of you. He’s the guy you’d make your parents meet. He’s the guy who you could imagine as your children’s father. He’s it. He’s Rohan.

Dri ai the coolest bitch you'll ever meet. shes so purrrtyyyyyyy..and everyone loves her!

So Rohan-Dria is the girl you try not to fall in love with, but eventually fall helpless. She’s the girl who makes you feel like there’s no other person in the world who you could love as hopelessly. She’s intelligent, she knows her way around words. She’s the girl you’d make your parents meet. She's he coolest bitch you'll ever meet. shes so purrrtyyyyyyy. Rohan-Dria's the girl who you could imagine as your children’s Mother. She’s it. She’s Rohan-Dria.

Rohan-Dria is so fucking cool

by rdae November 22, 2021

Ronan Duplin

Ronan Duplin is a word for describin a teen in his middle school ages, who usually get lot of money from online strangers (usually Anthony Duplins), in exhange of dirty tasks like takin hot pics dressed up as a dragon (yikes). Ronan Duplins are usually famous youtubers, gainin somethin like 1m views per video just for showcasin their Pixel guns 3D unboxing. Ronan Duplins also get lot of hates from their peers cause the jealousy over 3rd graders chicks around Ronans, attention from Anthony Duplins, money, etc etc. In nature is not rare to see Ronan Duplins fightin with their natural preys Moody Hosnys.

Ronan Duplin : hey hollow when you gonna buy me the BH? :troll:
Anthony : Not this month Ronan sorry
Ronan : cmon buy me it (repeated 19 times in the arch of 6 days)
Anthony : ok sweety, but if you want my sugar you know what to do
Ronan : aite.... *puttin on Reshiram's dress*

by XORGBORG February 18, 2022

Rohan Day

Another word for saying gay or twink.

Brooooo thats gay, you dont wanna be a Rohan Day.

by mumkee August 22, 2024