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Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.
by Roster Lover December 7, 2025
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Rostered

Jerome- “boiiiii your eyes are closer together than two peas in a pod you goofy ass lookin ass bitch”

Deondre- “Rostered!!!”
by Big Boooty Judy! March 19, 2018
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Roster

The people you have in a potential dating spectrum
I have a roster of girls
by Donny’s bitch October 14, 2023
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rotate the roster

When you have to get rid of some of your old hoes and bring some new ones in
Yo bro what happened to Alexa?
I had to rotate the roster man
by PedoBearToTheRescue August 23, 2021
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