Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.

Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011

Rootflage

The act of camouflaging your roots

I need to Rootflage my hair

by The law June 23, 2019

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

cum rooshit

a cock gobbling whore who swallows every dick she can find to get men to do what she wants. the more semen she drinks, the more power she gets.

that cum rooshit loved the gang banging she got last night.

by 4runner September 7, 2009

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014

mug root beer

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.

Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
Holy shit.
It’s so fucking good!
I love mug root beer!

by The truth of truth of truth March 6, 2022

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2

Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 28, 2018