by ali wahab April 04, 2007

A mean, cynical yet hilarious old man on "60 minutes". He does a commentary at the end but it's more like 5 minutes of an old grumpy man complaining...comic gold I'd say.
by RobK June 30, 2005

by mayonnoaise mayhay November 18, 2019

Visible dark hair on the upper lip of a woman. A term used to describe a physical trait of a woman, used in the movie Intermission.
by William Carlton April 18, 2010

I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, and I had an Andy Rooney shooting out of my eyebrow that reached halfway up my forehead.
by Juliano July 23, 2007

by The Shadow Molestor June 16, 2005

a 90 year old man who is alloted 5 minutes of tv time everyday on 60 minutes, where he's able to bitch and moan about the 1st thing that comes to mind. otherwise known as the possessor of the greatest job in the world.
andy rooney was angry that the fast food joint got his order wrong, so he did a segment about the poor quality of minimum wage labor
by Hong King Kong January 06, 2008
