Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

by kapoc August 18, 2014

roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

by maybenot6 September 17, 2006

roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

by M L September 21, 2008

roofed

to get super high- usually on marijuana

"Did you guys smoke up?"
"Man- I'm fuckin' roofed"

by Sasquatch June 12, 2003

roofing

The act of jumping off the roof of a building into a body of water, usually while performing mid-air stunts and/or tricks.

Hey Alex, do you remember when we went roofing into your pool last summer?

by salamster February 27, 2009

roof

High point in life.
Something super amazing, super cool, level of extreme happiness and gratitude.

Guy I fucked this OL lastnight and it was so roof.
Why didn't you call me, we should have BOA'd her?
OMG dont be such a PPJ, you know the rules, BOA'ing after 1st meet.

by benoitbarnes December 9, 2008

rOof

When an event occurs that requires an Oof but it’s rough aswell then you say “rOof!”.
- Pronounced like a dogs bark ‘ruff’, not to be pronounced as ‘rough’.

When you see someone get hit by a car;
“rOof!”
When you see a dead cat in the road;
“rOof!”
When someone drops a joint in a puddle;
“rOof!”

by YaBoiJulz December 8, 2018