booty roofer

A booty roofer is someone who is addicted to taking drugs by putting them up their butt.

Dude, don't shake that booty roofer's hand!

by 3ringbinder March 31, 2016

Banana Roofer

A smooth-brained individual who fucks everything up on a consistent level.

Get a load of this fuckin' banana Roofer.

by Banana Roofer June 11, 2021

Dirty roofer

The act of banging a homeowners wife's buthole after work so she doesn't act like a shingle and fly off into the neighbors house.

Fuck this job, imma give this guy's wife the dirty roofer!

by Paulrooferjohnson December 21, 2023

The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Roofart

Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2

"Roofart is my role-model"
*farts*

by roofart November 15, 2022

Rooper

Rooper: a misspelling of the word pooper that is censored by the public lobby chat in the asymmetrical horror game 'Dead by Daylight'. Though it is generally used to replace the word 'loop' (a term of art in DbD) it is a nonsense word and is not tied to any particular word class.
Note: ironically the word pooper is NOT censored. Other variants of rooper are not censored as well; such as: roop, roopering, roopers, and rooped.

stupid rooper, rooper on me pappi. what's up mr.rooper, surprisingly that meghead was a great rooper, I'm rooping the killer, I rooped the killer for 5 gens

by My rooper pooper June 19, 2021