rod

A hard penis.

See also: penis

Then I got a really hard rod!

by Will you ever figure it out?? June 11, 2007

A-rod

In a group sex setting, a man pulls an A-Rod when he "opts out" of his current vagina and forcibly enters another regardless of the stature of the one he has left. When an A-Rod occurs, the only person who will reach the climax is the person with whom the penis was withdraw before the A-Rod occurred. A closely related, A-Bomb, from A-Rod involves extracting from a vagina and "opting out" for an A-Hole. An A-Rodder only quest is stature and quantity.

At the orgy, one guy A-Rodded half the girls.

by droc6 November 5, 2007

Rod On

A Rod On Is A New/ Classy Way Of Saying Boner

Jeremy: oh my dude I got a rod on last night
John: you got a boner dude ?

by Rodney rod on August 15, 2016

ROD

Ride Or Die

A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.

'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'

by Sage Hansen June 4, 2019

A-Rod

A-Rod is a nickname for baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez

"yo A-Rod hit three home runs last night"

by kmart July 10, 2005

the rod

A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.

"Hello, may I please speak with The Rod". "Wow - so big - you must be The Rod". In Rod we Thrust

by Daniel Leroux October 9, 2003

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 30, 2004