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the gayest website for wall paper, you are the biggest fuckup in the whole damn world if you look at this shithead website like gavin gist the male fuckup
if u look at this website ur damn name is fuckupurmom
reece dunton looks at this and got fucked by a male
by reece dunton April 11, 2005
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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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rocktopous

the rock + octopus = rocktopous
I just bought a rocktopous today! It’s so swaggy!!!
by rocktopous December 12, 2021
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rocktapuss

A Rocktapuss is an octopus with a Dwayne the Rock Johnson head at the top instead of the usable octopus body usually 3D printed or molded ect. P.S very hot and sexy his tentacle are like the best tentacular penis hentai.
Check it out I 3d printed a Rocktapuss and he is very sexy it make me horny
by TETICULARHENTAI;) June 18, 2022
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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017
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