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Robin Hooding

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd
"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."
by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017
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robin hood

Robin Hood - a derivation of anal sex. Robin Hood takes place when a penis enters the anus by way of splitting a piece of fecal matter (ie. turd, poop, crap) thru the center of it.
This act emulates "Robin Hood's" legendary archery markmanship, specifically referring to an arrow splitting an arrow which has already been shot into the bullseye.
Some examples include;
Hey baby, its only twenty-five for a robin hood.
When I told my co-workers about the robin hood, they all laughed.
My buddy Jamie thinks robin hooding is disgusting.
by Brew House Doug July 31, 2008
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Robin Hooding

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.
We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.
by PseudoWonKanobie27 May 16, 2013
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robin hooding

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.
Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.
by Agent O October 7, 2013
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robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.
The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.
by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004
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Robin Hooding

Robin Hooding is Club Membership. Were the wife of a rich man desires to be tied naked to a small table, and sexually exposed in a poor side of town. A sign saying use this rich bitch sexually get a $20, All three holes open, and available for use ! She can start at any level of $20s from $500-$2500 when the husband appointed Robin Hood passes out the last $20 he can untie the slut wife, and take her back home to her rich cuck husband. She can't be a true member of the Robin Hood club till she reaches the $2500 a week level.
Now that your a successful business man. Is your wife a member of Robin Hooding?
by Simply Sir Robert April 26, 2017
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Robin Hooding

A variation of a three-way in which a male is performing anal sex on another male who is simulaneously performing anal sex on a female (all while standing), stemming from when Robin Hood shot an arrow directly into the butt of another arrow.
The gay dude ended up Robin Hooding his boyfriend and a chick from the bar.
by Sho'tay July 22, 2010
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