Tijuana redonkulous

1. Something so ridiculous that it's par with the outrageousnesss of a Tijuana donkey show; a situation or circumstance that is beyond redonkulous.
2. A well-endowed man who's cock is as large as a donkey's, making copulation difficult or challenging.

1. - You’re not going to believe this! My ex-boyfriend dumped me because I wanted kids and he didn't - and now that he wants kids, he can't - he found out he's sterile!
- No way! That’s Tijuana redonkulous!

2. God that guy was Tijuana redonkulous - it took an entire tube of KY to get him in me and now my pussy resembles a Star Gate.

by Hell Brought June 8, 2010

redonkulous

Contrary to whatever your reading the original word came from modern poker. The word is a combination of the 2 root words "Ridiculous" and "Donkey". The ridiculous comes for the bad judgment at a poker table and the Donkey is what poker players call other poker players that apply bad judgment. Hence "redonkulous" ridiculous donkey.

Why would call that bet with a 3 outer? That's redonkulous.

by Happychappy1796 September 8, 2009

ridonkulous

Having the qualities of being ridiculous, but to a greater, perhaps exponential, degree. Marked by crazy ass qualities that make you laugh sooooo hard. Fucking hilarious.

Johnny Cash relapsing into drug use because his pet ostrich kicked him severely (boot party) in the 1980s (AD!!!). So an ostrich makes him shoot up?! Ridonkulous.

by B=======D~~~ August 3, 2007

Ridonkulous

A term used to describe something that is hard to believe, or something one couldn't or shouldn't be able to fathom, even with proof.

Guy 1: "Where the hell is Tim?"
Guy 2: "I don't know man. This is f****** ridonkulous."

by 9th-Grade-Insanity February 1, 2010

Ridonkulous

To act so silly,crazy,stupid that it has gone beyond the point of normal ridiculous jackassery, It has become ridonkulous.

"Mann.... Timmy and T'kay's party last night was so passed crazy, it was ridonkulous!" ridiculous crazy wild silly stupid laughablefun

by trglass January 19, 2017

Ridonkulously Accurate

Having an error of 0.00000004%. common jargon used in numerical methods

The Runge kutta method gives ridonkulously accurate results.

by mechE621 April 10, 2019

Redonkulous

Redonkulous is a way of explaining something that’s more ridiculous than ridiculous. Like how something could be insanely weird or awesome. This could also be the name of some YouTubers.

Bro, that kick flip was absolutely redonkulous!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021