River-style

When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.

A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020

Wabash River Snake

The act of using a frothy mix of semen and raw sewage water from the Wabash River as a lubricant during anal sex, resulting in the contraction of AIDS or other STDs.

Jammy, I pulled an old Wabash River Snake on some chick yesterday!

by xXMETALXx November 9, 2012

Shediac River Special

A Shediac River Special is to recieve a blowjob when smoking a marijuana joint and drinking a beer while driving on a Shediac River dirt road.

Man #1: Hey man i recieved the greatest Shediac River Special last night! Man #2 : What kind of beer was it? Man #1: Budweiser of course.

by dandelariver420 August 19, 2018

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

Pine River Sliver

then insertion of the pinky into the anus while fingering a woman; similar to the shocker, usually resulting in surprise and further refusal.

during foreplay with jasmin ronny slipped her the Pine River Sliver causing and immediate shock reaction and complaint.

by Matt Henrikson December 25, 2005

red river shootout

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"

by drohrich December 14, 2008

gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk

Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow

by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 28, 2006