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Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
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a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman, who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
b. a lewd woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
c. DISPARAGING AND OFFENSIVE. any woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
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a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman, who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
b. a lewd woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
c. DISPARAGING AND OFFENSIVE. any woman who lives in the Riverbanks at Tributary New Manchester.
1. That River bitch let's her dog roam wild and shit all over the neighborhood.
2. Mrs. Miller is a huge river bitch.
3. That river bitch turns on her hazard lights when driving in the rain.
4. River bitch constantly parks her monstrosity of a vehicle in the cross-walk overnight obstructing the view of people driving and pedestrians trying to cross the street.
2. Mrs. Miller is a huge river bitch.
3. That river bitch turns on her hazard lights when driving in the rain.
4. River bitch constantly parks her monstrosity of a vehicle in the cross-walk overnight obstructing the view of people driving and pedestrians trying to cross the street.
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Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
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