rifoms

Short for right in front of my salad.

Jered! What are you doing? Not with my godson ... rifoms?

by comfortably*dumb June 12, 2019

Ritoprask

A guy that is super selfish and always beats your best friend. He also scratches his butt a lot.

Sara: Who is this guy??
Phoebe: His name is Žiga.
Sara: He is such a ritoprask.

by sarainfluffy February 4, 2020

Frost Rotom

The Refrigerator Pokemon that steals all the food.

Where's my milk? A Frost Rotom has been here.

Frost Rotom: This is why food mysteriously disappears from the fridge.

by GuyOfUD December 16, 2019

Alexander Ritola

An intelligent, ambitious man who spends his life solving problems. He tries to find joy in everything he does, and can often be found doing goofy dances, cursing at his computer, or diving deep down an educational rabbit hole. He spends a lot of his time supporting and helping others.

Alexander Ritola spent all day mentoring his friend on programming and finances. Also, he's top chicken and my favorite person.

by Beeeeebs1027 December 22, 2019

Ritorilla

A large italian who resembles a gorilla with a short haircut large round body and prefers spaghetti and meatballs to the banana, known to be slow and relaxed because any quick movement might kill them.

The largest of all guidos, the ritorilla, their diet is comprised of meat and noodles.

by beastmodeengaged+1 July 14, 2011

Rittman'd

The act of "dropping the ball" in a scenario that would be hard to fail. (used mostly in failing with women)

GUY 1: "Dude i saw that girl mackin' on you last night, did ya fuck her?!"
GUY 2: "No, she walked off after i pulled out my south park soundboard app on my phone..."
GUY 1: "Man.......you Rittman'd that one."

by Flubber Burgers September 16, 2010

ritol

rolling in the oven laughing

zoe: that made me laugh v. hard. i am going to ritol.

*rolls in the oven laughing*

by effy. August 19, 2008