involuntary resource action

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

by Bassboy June 14, 2006

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Student Resource Center

The only place worth spending time in at NYU. Not intended for any form of academic activity. More commonly known as the SRC.

Risa: NYU is so damn boring, I'm heading the the Student Resource Center.
Josh: I'll tag along. I figure Jairo, Angel, Devin and Pei will have some idea to pass the time possibly involving the Wii.

by Alchem1st January 24, 2009

Human Resources

Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!

Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?

Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.

Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)

by Awbster November 9, 2008

resource whore

A resource whore refers to a game that requires a very high end machine to run and even then if you attempt to run any other application you will probably be severely slowed down.

Everquest II has amazing graphics but it is such a resource whore.

by Hideaki March 30, 2005

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O

by ac-dc May 2, 2011