clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.

Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate

by sick0 May 26, 2004

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

Rifle Kick

To kick someone lying on either the opposite side of the bed or under the covers.

Jesus Christ, Gary getting slapped caused him to 'rifle kick' Siobhan in the face!

by mfisher64 August 14, 2010

Ripples in the Puddin'

The waves on the booty that are created when fucking a woman doggystyle. Often happens when a woman has such a big jelly ass that there are creases that appear to move back and forth. This phenomenon often associated with Black Women.

Term first used in popular culture by rapper Big Boi while on the show Chelsea Lately.

When Jay-Z hits Beyonce from the back, he loves to admire the ripples in the puddin'

by Nomolos Trebor October 16, 2010

Guy Ripley

Guy Ripley, the alter ego of Cobra Starship's Ryland Blackington, is a reporter for BBC World News. Ripley is known for asking the most interesting questions and for having an enormous crush on Victoria Asher of Cobra Starship and William Beckett of The Academy Is... Guy is often referred to as 'The Queen of Fangirls.' His catch phrase is Delicious and has openly voiced his opinion that Ryland Blackinton is a better guitar player than Michal Guy Chislett of The Academy Is... . Ripley has his own mini series on TAI TV called "Guy Ripley's True Things." He can be spotted in random places, from The Honda Civic Tour, to Leeds, UK, to The VMA's. He is especially fond of William Beckett and frequently asks William to sign his shoe. Guy was touched and excited when William patted his shoulder at the 2007 VMAs without having to ask him to do so.

Did you know that Guy Ripley is the Queen of Fangirls?

by Santi__ December 6, 2007

Assault Rifle

A term for a rifle made up by the media to make rifles sound scary. Try putting the word assault in front of anything that could hurt you when the wrong person uses it. Now it sounds scary, right? You're on your way to becoming a news reporter.

I'll shoot you with my assault rifle!
I'll beat you with my assault bible!
I'll hit you with my assualt car!
I'll punch you with my assault fists!

by thegrindstone January 20, 2015

piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc

Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004