Rieder

A rieder isnt a man, hes the man, he likes he's HJ's he loves hes Bj's and is one for Rj's. It will often stick hes dick in just about any thing from, but not limited too, a jar of peanut butter, a rusty can(when intoxi-a-fied),and Dark moist places(such as the turtle cave). He enjoys moon lit walks on the beach(to the X-treme), balloons, banana costumes(suits), and squirel shaped bowls. He is not one to whip out his dick unless convinced by the voices of hes gay 1/2 jewish friend. his one fear is black ice-cream cones, and talking tree's. A rieder is the kinda ya cant find, he finds u, hes the monseter in your closet the beast under ur bed the mother fucker inside ur head and can some somtimes be a dinna sour..Rawr..stegasourus bitch

She puts the lotion in the basic or she gets the hose.."Rieder"... mentos...pornhub....goldfish

by Grassmaster April 21, 2010

rimmer

Someone who licks around the ass-hole 'rim'.

Jane is a rimmer. ew

by Hot Cherie Baby September 20, 2005

Rieger

Someone who is an excessive tryhard and thinks he/she will succeed at everything and anything he/she tries.

Man, that kid thinks he's some NHL prodigy but he's really just a Rieger.

by F0R3VERGR33N July 18, 2011

jack the rimmer

A male who repeatedly gives rimjobs to unsuspecting victims - Rape rims them. Pretty much a serial rim rapist.

oh na man, don't be mates with steve, he's jack the rimmer

by jacktherimmer March 31, 2007

Reimer

a very nerdy child, usually sitting in his room playing world of warcraft. a reimer is also referred to as a lv 60 gnome warrior. :)

Reimer is a lv 60 gnome warrior

by rwetweywy September 12, 2006

rimmer

1. someone who literally licks someone's asshole
2. somone who figuratively licks somone's ass (sucking up)

1. "she reckons he's a rimmer"
2. Heath's a rimmer he only came to qcs party to suck up and get the apprentiship

by gcc September 21, 2005

Reimers

The last name of the chosen one. If in a pair of siblings, the youngest is the heir to the throne of chosen-ness. They will also be the coolest person in the world.

I was lucky enough to meet a guy with the last name Reimers, and he was the the coolest guy in the world.

by chosenone24 January 1, 2012