Ricardo

Name from a country called Portugal most used in the region of Lisbon, Ricardo is normally the funny kid , he might look dumb but Ricardos are smart, a disavantage is people normally forget Ricardo and hide stuff from them, Ricardo looks to pleasure his girlfriend all the time, THEY HAVE A ENOURMOUS DICK

Hi Ricardo
Yo
You good
Yh, you
Do you want to fuck

Yesssss *unzips pants*

by urmumismylover December 9, 2018

Ricardo milos

God

Ricardo milos is god

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 29, 2019

Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.

Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.

by YungSack December 30, 2013

Ricaldo

One of the cutest boys you'll ever meet in your life. He will treat you right and and never cheat on you. Also, one of the most loyal boys you'll ever come across. Hes's very charming. Get you a Ricaldo.

Ricaldo is that guy.

by YourNextMan May 3, 2018

Ricardo

Ricardo, the most awesomest person alive. He's the type of person who will always be there for you. He has black hair, and these brown eyes that suck you in. He'd rather have you happy than himself. He has no self confidence, and always dogs himself. Ricardo will always compliment you and say positive things about you. If you know a Ricardo, treat him right and love him.

Well, since you look like one and act like one, you must be a Ricardo?

by Cuppycakesss August 17, 2012

ricardo retardo

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.

You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019