if you aint rubbin you aint dubbin

if your dub isnt lowered close to the ground then you are a poser and you deserve to be shot up the ass.

girl: why is your audi so low to the ground?
dubbah: bitch if you aint rubbin you aint dubbin.

by waddupmahnigg October 11, 2007

Rubbin Tips

I slang term used to describe a boring night at a sausage party.

Brandon: I'm not gong to that frat house party. They will probably be sitting around rubbin tips all night.

Bill: Let's go to that new club instead I heard your Mom will be attending.

Brandon: A capital idea!

by Blips99 May 16, 2008

Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

Sticky Ribbing

The act upon where a man withdraws his wet penis from the man or woman and proceeds to hit it on their ribs as if they were playing the xylophone.

I gave Ainsley Harriot a good Sticky Ribbing Last nite

by Joe :) February 15, 2009

ribbon-patriot

Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....

The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!

by Flatline Hutchison June 25, 2005

Cutting the ribbon

The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.

1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.

2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.

by MacMasta June 3, 2011

Robbin

sweetest, smartest, coolest, most beautiful girl ever.

Oh, Robbin? Yeah I know her! She's beautiful!

by Slashin May 17, 2011