Rice

A street drug made common by Low Riders. It is the worst possible drug that you can take.

"Hey, let's go take some oxycotton"
"Nah, I like vicodin"
"I like rice"

by IAmGnarly October 31, 2009

Rice

A derogatory term, referring to Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a slow, loud car and a tiny penis.

The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a single grain of rice.

R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.

Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."

by dirtyjeff June 12, 2008

rice

Slow ass Japanese car that uses thnks it will go faster with 2 15" subs blasting Trance music. It also has an engine that has less torque than it takes tighten the lugs on the pionless 20" rims that replaced the stock 13" rims that were too damn big for the engine to move! see also Hond Civic

Wow, that Honda ran the 1/4 in just under 17 seconds! Now that is rice at its finest!

by Domestic Driver July 11, 2003

Rice

cool, amazing spectacular
fabulous

DeVaughn is so rice.
that guy got his head chopped off how rice!
dude ur so asian that your rice
pinto beans pssshh rice

by Lilaay es soo silllay November 30, 2010

rice

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhanced
or
Race Inspired Cosmetic Enchancements

Wow this car is so RICE!
or
Are you are Racer or a RICE-R

by fasternfaster June 11, 2006

Rice

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

by Reggie Regg June 11, 2006

rice

A POS civic with 40 yellow stickers and a retarded driver who thinks its fast. Pushing 16s aint cool.

Civics
Integras

by ImportsSuck February 2, 2003