by steve3171 July 28, 2010
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Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.
"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)
"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)
"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)
by coleProtocol January 16, 2006
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Get the retiterate mug.Mental experience in which you come to believe on numerous occasions that someone must have died a while back, often persisting for many years until you hear for certain in the media that they have just actually died.
I had necro-reiteration about Joan Miro and Evel Knievel for at least a decade before they popped their clogs.
by Fearman January 6, 2008
Get the necro-reiteration mug.It is a mix of hyperbole and metaphor and musings and philosophy and random facts. It's also partially autobiographical. Sometimes I'm just riffing. This is also not episodic. They are not all connected as linear text. "A question is formulated in the theatre of your mind and you draw conclusions from multiple perspectives" except the questions ALSO came from internalized propositions from my past or videos that I was watching. You are doing a thing. I'm watching you do it. Other people are doing the same thing you're doing and I don't know to what end. It looks like what you're doing is malicious in nature (And it predates your participation by 15-17 years). You expect this to go on indefinitely? Forever? Why should I tolerate that? The Tv wasn't talking to me until YOU STARTED TALKING TO ME. I don't see how you don't see how the fucking tv referencing me WOULDN'T BE DISCONCERTING and WOULDN'T SEEM SINISTER. And you seem to struggle to listen to what I'm actually telling you. You're not making your credentials look all that worthwhile and you want to talk about my lack of ethos (the ability to persuade from credibility). Some of these definitions are like this 👆 nothing hyperbolic about this shit. I wanted to know why the fuck and how the fuck people are following me and you substantiated the claim that it was happening and then signed off on it and participated because you took issue with some of the things I said. I'm not your client and I'm more famous than you are now.
The problem is your refusal to take this seriously (and the refusal ofEVERYONE INVOLVED AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL OF ANALYSIS) Look at the world you're in now. This is what happens when people engage in collective Un-Truth. At micro and macro level. Behold my masterpiece: The Un-Truth Anti-Bible. All you (or anyone else) had to do was NOT childishly withhold the truth. Withholding the truth is emotional abuse. It's not like I didn't reiterate myself 783,137 different ways. Welcome to my public thought experiment. 'How badly can society screw the pooch?' It's like that Colts vs Patriots game (Andrew luck's first year) where, on the final drive of the game, when they went for it on 4th down and the entire offensive line shifted all the way to the right in this confusing display of 'What the fuck did you idiots actually think you were doing here?' You guys have absolutely fucked everything straight to shit. I'm not qualified? Some questions that arise: Who the fuck do you think you are (without citing your credentials)? How did you (the supposedly mature and qualified ones) think that your response was the correct one? You know and I know that I wrote 1% of a billion dollar movie (which is 100 million dollars worth of dialogue) so where the fuck is my money? And do you feel good about yourself for doing that? Man did you guys fuck this up! All you motherfuckers had to do was tell the truth and you couldn't even do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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