Dark Reach

When someone attempts a hand job on their partner/unsuspecting victim at night

Tommy leaned over and grabbed roys crotch to his surprise...and Tommy brushed it off as a Dark Reach

by Ed Crockett October 2, 2020

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Halo Reach

Fuck load better than Call of Duty.

COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare

by BlazinAjun August 4, 2010

Richmond reach around

A Richmond reach around is when two people are booty dancing and one dancer reaches behind their back and jacks their partner off.

Guy1: "I can't think of anyone to bring to the club tonight.."
Guy2: "You should call Tori, I heard she gives an awesome Richmond reach around."

by bthatguyb April 4, 2011

Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole

Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!

by exotiic November 21, 2016

Dougie Reach-around

Putting one's hands between a man's legs, from behind, and grabbing his testicles.

I gave the MD a Dougie Reach-around at the work Annual Conference drinks last night.

by Rors83 February 24, 2017

reach out

This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.

Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.

Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 24, 2010