Retardo Eduardo

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Texas Rear End

Three guys simultaneously thrusting their genitalia into a woman's anus while in a pickup truck on the side of a dirt or gravel road.

"So how was that Texas Rear End last night?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

by Stretch god June 9, 2016

Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017

Kind retards

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.

Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole

by Willybobo January 12, 2012

gay retard

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.

iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.

by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009

Regard

An alternative to retard

Jack is a regard

by Black stripes August 21, 2021