Retail Slave

A person who works in any store.

The Target Retail Slaves are not looking forward to the upcoming Black Friday. Total Retail Hell!

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002

retail voice

The tone and enthusiasm in someone's voice in an attempt to be friendly while working retail. It tends to disappear if the person knows the customer.

The lady at McDonald's this morning had an annoyingly chipper retail voice. I bet everyone who was as hungover as I was wanted to punch her in the face.

by sarahthehammer August 15, 2010

retail drag

The force exterted on a human body by retail outlets. Typically experienced when out walking with your partner and they trail 10 metres behind you looking in shoe/clothing/accessory/tool/electrical shops. The force is sex-specific, females being almost exclusively affected by the first three, males by the latter two. Retail drag is similar to other drag forces in that the drag force increases the faster you try to move the affected body.

- "We are going to have to walk faster or we'll miss our train"
- "Yeah, the girls have got bad retail drag"

by shasta9 March 25, 2008

retail bulimia

A condition in which a person shops incessantly, making extravagent purchases for the pure joy of the acquisition experience, but then returns everything the next day.

"I don't know what came over me - when I was in Nieman Marcus, I just had to have that $400 Versace bag, but once I got it home, I felt so guilty, and it seemed so ugly that I returned it. After that, I felt great - cleaner somehow. I'm afraid I might have retail bulimia."

by AKEllen September 15, 2007

retail row

Retail is a place on fortnite and a good place to drop yano

Hey you wanna drop retail row?

by FortniteBRKing June 11, 2018

Retail Vampire

For those who work in retail during the holiday season it's the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark-- thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.

co worker: "You gonna skip out early today boss?"

boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"

by flyboy1980 October 20, 2010