When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;
1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit
4) Preform all 3 at the same time
1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit
4) Preform all 3 at the same time
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A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.
The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.
Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.
Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
by Rotter May 13, 2005
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(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual
(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual
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I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".
Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!
Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!
by hardyanimal December 13, 2019
Get the Reflection and tranquility room mug.During conversation, when any debatable topic point is raised, an automatic response to pull out one's smart phone and Google it.
Dick: "I thought licorice candy had anise in it."
Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."
Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"
Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."
Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."
Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"
Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."
by Mr Eks June 16, 2010
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The close reflex is triggerd when similar parts of the brain react to an image on a computer screen, like the throat does when fingers or penis are forced into the mouth. Making it related to the gag reflex.
The close reflex is triggerd when similar parts of the brain react to an image on a computer screen, like the throat does when fingers or penis are forced into the mouth. Making it related to the gag reflex.
Mark is browsing the internet, when his friend John sends him a link on msn to website called <Insert disgusting shock image website here>. Upon the webpage loading, he instantly looks away in disgust, and his close reflex kicks in. His hand quickly moves up and to the right and clicks. Causing the web page to be closed within seconds.
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