KFC Regret

KFC Regret is the term used to describe the feeling one has after eating KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken).

One sees a nice looking burger or Popcorn Chicken and thinks that it would be a good idea but once consumed has a feeling that one's gastric tract is lined with grease.

"I thought I would have a big KFC burger but now that I've had it I am having KFC Regret".

by Nidzdotnet September 25, 2009

regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma

some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*

by imFal June 9, 2021

with regret

The first two words that you see on the email that the editor of an academic journal send you after you submitted a paper to them usually half a year ago.

With regret, I must inform you that, based on the advice received, the Editors have decided that your manuscript cannot be accepted for publication in the Journal of Dipshit.

by Cuntotaler April 22, 2007

Reprotutinating

The word "reprotutinating" simply means having a Pee.
(A verb)

Similar too;
-Pee
-Wee
-Urinating.
But you should use "Reprotutinating" as it takes up more time.

" OI MISS, CAN I GO REPROTUTINATE?!"

"Oh, I really feel like Reprotutinating!
I will be right back!"

by Reprotutinating inventer April 13, 2011

Regretsit

The uniquely British emotion of feeling extreme unease following hasty, ill advised, possibly intoxicated decision making.

The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.

by @peSh!t crayzee July 11, 2016

Ravioli Regret

The sex act in which one partner wears a chef's hat while the other scats upon a serving tray. Add grated Parmesan to flavor and serve.

Put down the tarp Agnes, it's been a while since we did the Ravioli Regret.

by Ike Diamonds August 5, 2017