Reductio ad porno

Any discussion or argument about an actress that terminates with someone saying, 'Yeah, she's a beautiful woman but if I wanted empty titillation from a movie I'd just watch pornography... Uh, I mean more pornography.'

Martin: Oh come on, you don't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful?

Lewis: Of course I do but once you've actually had sex, there's very little watching a fully clothed woman can do for you. Reductio ad porno.

by Duncan Credible November 8, 2009

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

Unsupervised Outpatient Stress-Reduction Clinic

Fancy euphemism for a Bar.

Bars are unsupervised outpatient stress-reduction clinics that serve cheap over-the-counter medications with lots of side effects.

by Two Basket Skinner August 1, 2011

Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

reductionisticism

Bringing back something or someone to one (often irrelevant) detail, with unclear intentions

Ristar was quite tired of ovand's reductionisticism

by ovand May 8, 2014

Reductio Ad Soy-Wojacktum

An ad hominem attack to reduce your opponents argument to meme depicting them as a Soy Wojack first coined by Instagram meme page @Sullabrutus

John: I made a Facebook post about how bad drumpf is and this troll made me into a soy wojack.
Jane: reductio ad soy-wojacktum

by Sulla brutus February 19, 2022

Argumentative Reductionism

Argumentative reductionism is an argumentative falacies that seeks to reduce all the arguments of an opponent using simply sentences, mainly logical falacies, nihilism and pessimism. Argument reductionism is usually nihilistic and pessimistic, always seeking to see the bad side or weaken points of the opponent was a way to refute him or attack him.

"Argumentative reductionism is a common thing in debates on internet, but mainly on political debates on internet."

"Argumentative Reductionism is really used by revisionists such as apolitical socialists and pessimistic socialists."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021