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stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice
woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her
by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022
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Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.
"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."
by Sakure April 7, 2003
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A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.
CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
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1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.
Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!
by NeightR April 15, 2006
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red c hair

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red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness
by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006
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Red Light District Hair

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Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.
Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.
by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010
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