Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.

Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!

by HardG May 12, 2022

Red-Ball

Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person

Dude did you really red-ball them? That's fucked up.

by Accursed Realms March 30, 2022

red balls

itchy white noodels

I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023

Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021