Recover Your Life

Self Harm and Eating Disorder support site. Possibly the biggest on the internet.
Containing endless pages of fantastic information, a chatroom, live assistance and a Forum.
All for support and distraction.

Recover your life member 1: I really feel horrible, I need support, help?
Recover your life memeber 2: Hey, we're here for you, what's the problem?

by Fi. December 13, 2008

Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Credit Recovery

some faggot ass bullshit that high schoolers everywhere hate. It is a form of retaking a class where you stay 2 or more hours after school and sit bored as fuck in front of a computer and retake a class virtually.

"Man, i fucking hate credit recovery! its a fucking ass bitch! i wish i wouldnt have failed!"

by 12455 December 21, 2008

Slut in Recovery

A girl who was once a slut, but has changed her ways, and instead of sleeping with every man she meets, she has more self control and can say "no" to sex...most of the time.

I am a slut in recovery

by Slut in recovery September 27, 2005

Text Recover

When texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever.

(texting)

Ashley: Omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? It was sooo embarassing :P
Mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot.
(after realizing what he said, mark was in need of a text recover)
Mark: uh I tripped one time and I fell though...

Cindy: so what are you up to this

weekend?
Jack: nothin wanna go to the dance?
(7 minutes later, no response)
Jack: yeah so I guess this girl tripped in front of like everyone today..haha..

by Tpainsmom February 5, 2010

recovery

Eminem's much-anticipated 7th studio album, originally set to be Relapse 2. Will be released on June 22nd, 2010. Some track released so far are Despicable and Not Afraid. And I must tell you, he's back to spitting. Producer Just Blaze says "best album since Eminem Show".

Bobadoo: Can't wait from Eminem's new album bro. That shit's 'bout to be sick.

Recovery June 22nd.

by Sasha Vujabrick April 29, 2010

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004