Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.

Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011

Rectumology

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.

I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!

by Josepe Geraldo June 5, 2011

Rectum Raider

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.

"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."

by Choco McBrown Town July 30, 2008

rectum

Redneck word for getting in a wreck.

"I used to have two trucks but i rectum"

by sean f May 22, 2006

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

by XxSaddamW33D666420xX December 26, 2012

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009